Another reason i hate soccer

Ok.. rather than beat on the pussy players again (but I reserve the right to bitch about them anytime), I want to draw your attention to the extreme fans of the sport, that bring a little groundhog day to 'the worlds greatest game' *cough - choke - gag - hack*... i mean, the world's biggest joke.

Meet Paul. A PSYCHIC OCTOPUS That's right folks, Paul here predicts the outcome of the games.
So let's count some of the items of stupidity involved in this fucked up game of 'football' shall we?

1) The players are pussies. Case in point? I submit People's Exhibit "A":



2) The officiating, apparently, has been the biggest joke of this year's World Cup. So not only are the players pussies, the officials are blind and stupid!

3) The rules of that game, not allowing video replay using today's 21st Century technology, are archaic and ridiculous... further showing that this sport lacks serious credibility in an era where fans have instant access to the mistakes being made by the poor officiating (See Point #2)

4) See point #1 -- it bears reminding, and i reserve the right to beleaguer the point whenever I want, as mentioned above!!

5) FIFA's decision to use the shittiest ball ever designed in the world of sports - and when they found out the ball was unsuitable for the games, they do nothing about it.... Making FIFA the worst run, and least reactive sports organization in the world!

I petition the world: Soccer sucks... I would rather watch flies fucking after a sprint shopping session of picking out socks before I would ever waste 5 mintues watching that garbage on tv...

But I do admit: I take perverse pleasure complaining about it!

I'm out.
Regards,

He Who Awaits His Assassination Attempt By Fucktards Who Are Nuts For Soccer (sorry football)